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[robopriest]

UN: coffeelvr4ever

"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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Un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

Hello Father!

So I received a strange request. Someone is paying me to obtain some holy water. For some reason, they want me to be secretive about it too.

Would it be alright to get a canteen of it? I'll give part of the payment to the church, I promise.

[robopriest]

holy water :/?

sure thing. i could even give you a jar of it if you'd like. what are you going to do, haze a demon?

[whiteshroud]

That would be perfect. Thank you Father!

I'm not sure really. It sounded like he's planning to open a detective agency, so maybe he wants some around for protection against demons?

[robopriest]

is that so...

well here's an idea. water guns

[whiteshroud]

(￣y▽,￣)╭ Haha, I like it.
I'll try suggesting it to him.

Oh, and he seems to think you need to go as far as breaking into the church to get holy water.
So I'd keep your eyes peeled for anyone that actually tries.

[robopriest]

now that's no good!

regardless they'd better watch out. i'll give the good backhand of the lord if they try anything funny :/

[whiteshroud]

Of course.
Just make sure the Lord's backhand isn't so strong it lands them in the hospital.

[Otherwise go nuts Father.]

[robopriest]

i will do my best 🙏

anyways! how have you been doing

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

apparently there's a formal event on the seventeenth, so

(and don't laugh or i'll kill you) [he said like that was even feasible]

if you were seriously considering something 'official'

i would not be entirely against the idea of attending with company

[robopriest]

"official" you say?

then i'm there. it's a date ;) i would love to be your plus one

[fionnuisce]

god don't make it weird this is already weird enough for me

[This is your life now, Waver.]

great wonderful that's that then

[robopriest]

why is it weird? i appreciate it

also how have you been? you've gotten a little shy on me. i want to hear from you!

[fionnuisce]

i am not being shy i have classes to teach and work to do

and it's just weird. it isn't like i've ever had to ask someone out to something like this

[robopriest]

and yet you don't even have the time to send me a text every now and then? you can send me memes even i don't mind :)

okay, next time i'll ask you out. problem solved

[fionnuisce]

problem not at all solved, problem replaced with many more problems for me specifically!

[robopriest]

and what problems are those, exactly?

UN: Zodiac; 12/1

[kaisoumods]

Happy Holiday from Zodiac!

Congratulations! You've been specially selected to take part in our first annual Secret Santa holiday gift exchange! 🎁

This year, you'll be giving a gift to Harleen! Please try to find a nice gift for them by December 25th! And remember, Secret Santa always works best when it's a surprise!

We highly recommend you participate, as no one wants to suffer on the holidays!

Thank you, and enjoy the season! ☃️

[As usual, any replies will receive no response from Zodiac]

SECRET SANTA DELIVERY

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot's already batting a thousand this month in terms of sins, so he's not going to try to mess with a priest. He's not exactly religious but he was raised with enough god fearing to not push his luck. Therefore, Hansa will get a delivery of a Ember Temperature Control Coffee Mug at the church. There's a nice christmas card attached with a note saying it's from his secret santa and merry christmas!

No mention of his name though. ]

2/14

[fionnuisce]

[A small box finds its way to Hansa through the mail, inside which is a small decorative rose made out of twisted silver wire.]

[..there is no note. he would have exploded from embarrassment to try.]

NOT ME MISSING THIS NOTIF

[robopriest]

[Oh.]

[Well, now.]

[He's texting a certain someone right away.]

i loved it. thank you. 😊

i got something for you too!

betrayal

[fionnuisce]

Reciprocation was not necessary, but I know I can't talk you out of it.

[who says romance is dead,]

[robopriest]

you definitely can't <3

are you at home?

[fionnuisce]

will it spare me inevitable embarrassment if i lie and say no

[robopriest]

you might still be embarrassed any other way, since i'm heading there right now

[fionnuisce]

oh dear, too late to barricade the door. nothing to be done about it, i suppose.