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"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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and yet you don't even have the time to send me a text every now and then? you can send me memes even i don't mind :)

okay, next time i'll ask you out. problem solved

problem not at all solved, problem replaced with many more problems for me specifically!

and what problems are those, exactly?

hansa the last thing my nerves would ever need is you presumably springing up out of nowhere at a moment's notice to ask me on a date

like you did to me just now? :P

that's not even SLIGHTLY the same thing

i already knew it would be easier if i asked instead of you. you're just more open about this kind of thing.

perhaps. but maybe i'm nervous about such things on my end, too.

come on don't joke around like that

i'm not! its not like i have a bunch of experience with this stuff either

i didn't exactly drag the last guy i dated to all the formal shit i had to go to, so this is kind of uncharted territory for me across the board

please forget i said that

already forgotten

there's a new time for everything. new for me and you!

[he can not believe it was that easy]

i guess you're right. sounds terrifying.

[it was probably not that easy at all he's remembering this shit]

it won't be if you give it all a try. you might like it

[that's a Problem For later(tm)]

possibly. that's a risk i'm willing to take, regardless.

you talk about dating like you're going to head into battle. relax

i am perfectly relaxed

want me to come over and make sure you are? 🤗

if i weren't such a nice person, i might make a smart remark about the part where you said priests were celibate.

i'm fine, hansa.

wow i'll have you know i was going to provide extremely platonic hugs and cuddles. for shame

if you say so. but you know i'm always here for you

like I said, 'might'.

i know you are. i'm grateful for it, even if i may not be the most forthcoming about the fact.

i'm glad 😊

and the face made it weird again

i don't know what i expected

how else am i going to show i'm glad! waver!

you can just use your words, hansa! like a normal person!

fiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeee

anyways! i'm still glad

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fionnuisce - 2022-12-01 22:17 (UTC) - Expand

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