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[robopriest]

UN: coffeelvr4ever

"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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Un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

Hello Father!

So I received a strange request. Someone is paying me to obtain some holy water. For some reason, they want me to be secretive about it too.

Would it be alright to get a canteen of it? I'll give part of the payment to the church, I promise.

[robopriest]

holy water :/?

sure thing. i could even give you a jar of it if you'd like. what are you going to do, haze a demon?

[whiteshroud]

That would be perfect. Thank you Father!

I'm not sure really. It sounded like he's planning to open a detective agency, so maybe he wants some around for protection against demons?

[robopriest]

is that so...

well here's an idea. water guns

[whiteshroud]

(￣y▽,￣)╭ Haha, I like it.
I'll try suggesting it to him.

Oh, and he seems to think you need to go as far as breaking into the church to get holy water.
So I'd keep your eyes peeled for anyone that actually tries.

[robopriest]

now that's no good!

regardless they'd better watch out. i'll give the good backhand of the lord if they try anything funny :/

[whiteshroud]

Of course.
Just make sure the Lord's backhand isn't so strong it lands them in the hospital.

[Otherwise go nuts Father.]

[robopriest]

i will do my best 🙏

anyways! how have you been doing

[whiteshroud]

[A pause because that's a difficult question]

I've been better but I'm managing what I can.

[robopriest]

want to come by and talk about it?

[whiteshroud]

[...]

Well, I suppose I need to stop by for the water anyway.

[robopriest]

sounds like a plan.

doors are open any time. just walk on in

[whiteshroud]

Alright, shouldn't be long. I'll teleport once I confirm this guy's down payment.

[robopriest]

fleece him for everything he's got lol (no)

[whiteshroud]

He offered $300!

[robopriest]

actually that's not bad :o

good job jun i'm proud of you

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

apparently there's a formal event on the seventeenth, so

(and don't laugh or i'll kill you) [he said like that was even feasible]

if you were seriously considering something 'official'

i would not be entirely against the idea of attending with company

[robopriest]

"official" you say?

then i'm there. it's a date ;) i would love to be your plus one

[fionnuisce]

god don't make it weird this is already weird enough for me

[This is your life now, Waver.]

great wonderful that's that then

[robopriest]

why is it weird? i appreciate it

also how have you been? you've gotten a little shy on me. i want to hear from you!

[fionnuisce]

i am not being shy i have classes to teach and work to do

and it's just weird. it isn't like i've ever had to ask someone out to something like this

[whiteshroud]

Thank you, Father.

I was pretty surprised too. I don't think he understands how easy it is to get this stuff.

[And he has no motivation to correct it]

[robopriest]

and yet you don't even have the time to send me a text every now and then? you can send me memes even i don't mind :)

okay, next time i'll ask you out. problem solved

[robopriest]

anyways i recommend donating some back to the church. and by church i mean me. so i can get you something nice from a bakery or something

[fionnuisce]

problem not at all solved, problem replaced with many more problems for me specifically!