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[robopriest]

UN: coffeelvr4ever

"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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[whiteshroud]

That would be perfect. Thank you Father!

I'm not sure really. It sounded like he's planning to open a detective agency, so maybe he wants some around for protection against demons?

[robopriest]

is that so...

well here's an idea. water guns

[whiteshroud]

(￣y▽,￣)╭ Haha, I like it.
I'll try suggesting it to him.

Oh, and he seems to think you need to go as far as breaking into the church to get holy water.
So I'd keep your eyes peeled for anyone that actually tries.

[robopriest]

now that's no good!

regardless they'd better watch out. i'll give the good backhand of the lord if they try anything funny :/

[whiteshroud]

Of course.
Just make sure the Lord's backhand isn't so strong it lands them in the hospital.

[Otherwise go nuts Father.]

[robopriest]

i will do my best 🙏

anyways! how have you been doing

[whiteshroud]

[A pause because that's a difficult question]

I've been better but I'm managing what I can.

[robopriest]

want to come by and talk about it?

[whiteshroud]

[...]

Well, I suppose I need to stop by for the water anyway.

[robopriest]

sounds like a plan.

doors are open any time. just walk on in

[whiteshroud]

Alright, shouldn't be long. I'll teleport once I confirm this guy's down payment.

[robopriest]

fleece him for everything he's got lol (no)

[whiteshroud]

He offered $300!

[robopriest]

actually that's not bad :o

good job jun i'm proud of you

[whiteshroud]

Thank you, Father.

I was pretty surprised too. I don't think he understands how easy it is to get this stuff.

[And he has no motivation to correct it]

[robopriest]

anyways i recommend donating some back to the church. and by church i mean me. so i can get you something nice from a bakery or something

[whiteshroud]

Of course! I was planning to anyway.

How much do you want? And which bakery are we talking about?

[robopriest]

anything of your choice! pick something no matter the price. i want to treat you.

[whiteshroud]

ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ !

Are you sure? That's a dangerous proposition to offer to a Nightroad.

[robopriest]

[Nightroad...]

i am sure

[...]

i'm sure he would approve

[whiteshroud]

Well if you're sure! Thank you, Father.

Have you ever heard of a croffle?

[robopriest]

no i have not

is it like a croissant abomination or something

[whiteshroud]

Something like that. It's a croissant made with a waffle maker.

At least that's what I read. I want to try one.

[robopriest]

so its like a flattened croissant. huh

now i want to try one

[whiteshroud]

Basically! And there's toppings on it too, like a crepe.

Haha, so let's get some! That'd be enough of a treat for me.