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"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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[robopriest]

Darn, I knew I was forgetting the poison.

[Said very lightly.]

It's nice having things you prefer, though. But liking everything is good too, I suppose.

[fionnuisce]

I would hope you'd have the dignity to outright take a swing at me if you actually wanted me dead. I could at least respect that.

[sheesh.]

Of course I have preferences. There's just not much I dislike. [...] Except fish.

[robopriest]

Haha, you're right. Poison isn't my thing. You've seen me, right? I tend to just beat an opponent into submission if I want to.

[A little curious look.]

Fish? Why?

[fionnuisce]

Yeah, no kidding. The only way I can see you trying to poison someone is if it was loaded into a grenade.

[Waver shrugged, rubbing the back of his neck uneasily.]

...Can't stand the smell of it.

[robopriest]

That would be like insult to injury, wouldn't it?

[.......He stares at him for a moment.]

Let me guess. Something that it reminds you of.

[fionnuisce]

...Hansa, this really isn't what I would call 'charming date conversation'.

[robopriest]

[He holds up a hand apologetically.]

I get it, I get it. I won't push you. But I'll keep it in mind.

[fionnuisce]

It's fine, I just...don't want to ruin a nice thing with unpleasant conversation. Another time, maybe.

[robopriest]

[He smiles - now he reaches over, taking one of Waver's hands to kiss it gently on the back.]

Another time. After all, this is a special day.

[fionnuisce]

[Waver somehow went pale and then flushed bright red while clearly experiencing somewhere in the realm of eight emotions at once.]

U-uh...yeah. Yes. I mean, you're right.

[robopriest]

Hehe.

[Now he's grinning brightly.]

Red is a good color on you.

[fionnuisce]

St-stop that, you're being ridiculous.

[his head might explode.]

Do you just delight in embarrassing me?

[robopriest]

Yes.

[Just bluntly.]

Isn't it my job as your ever-charming boyfriend?

[fionnuisce]

Unfortunately for me, I'm afraid it must be part of the position.

[robopriest]

You have a right to do that back to me, too. I can't be the only one having fun.

[fionnuisce]

And how, pray tell, am I meant to embarrass someone clearly impervious to the idea?

[robopriest]

You've never tried! You can find a way! You're smart, aren't you?

[fionnuisce]

My dear Hansa, I am a genius with unparalleled intellect and an astonishing lack of morals. If you're going to challenge me, I might just surprise you when you least expect it.

[robopriest]

[He sticks out his tongue as he reaches out to embrace Waver to pull him close - there's a twinkle in his eye, glad for the company, teasing like always.]

You'd better step up to the plate. I'm the type who likes challenges. If you don't, I'll be sorely disappointed.

[fionnuisce]

[He laughed under his breath, arms draped loosely around Hansa's shoulder and a sharp smirk on his face with just a hint of genuine confidence.]

A knight never backs down from a challenge. Fate forbid I should do anything but excel in that regard.

[robopriest]

Good.

[A little peck to the other's cheek, comfortable.]

Are you going to slay some dragons for me, too, Mister Knight?

[fionnuisce]

Oh, and is there a local infestation? I thought it was usually bats taking up residence in a belfry, not dragons.