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[robopriest]

UN: coffeelvr4ever

"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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[fionnuisce]

[SIGH. what is he going to do with you.]

Definitely unnecessary, but it can't be helped. Come on in.

[robopriest]

[HANDING OVER HIS GIFTS]

You gotta take them. [And then he's making his way inside - you can practically see the Animal Crossing happy flowers.] Hehe. There's not anything better than spending a nice day with my wonderful boyfriend.

[fionnuisce]

I never said I wouldn't take them, I said they were unnecessary. I'm well aware of my lack of choice in the matter.

[god hansa you are such a sap]

[robopriest]

They're necessary to me. Because I think it makes you happy.

[:)))]

Want to break out some plates? I got us Chinese food.

[fionnuisce]

[DEEP LONG-SUFFERING SIGH OF ABJECT MISERY]

[for someone secretly cursed to turn into a bird he sure does act like a goddamn cat.]

If I must, then I certainly can. [turning towards the kitchen like he's definitely not secretly enjoying this]

[robopriest]

Don't break your neck over it.

[But he knows Waver well enough to tell that he really isn't that mad at all. How cute.]

[He's already set out the containers on the coffee table before flopping back on the couch.]

I got a variety. Let's see what you like.

[fionnuisce]

You don't have to act like I'm picky, Hansa. [setting out plates and what have you] I'll eat whatever's not likely to poison me.

[robopriest]

Darn, I knew I was forgetting the poison.

[Said very lightly.]

It's nice having things you prefer, though. But liking everything is good too, I suppose.

[fionnuisce]

I would hope you'd have the dignity to outright take a swing at me if you actually wanted me dead. I could at least respect that.

[sheesh.]

Of course I have preferences. There's just not much I dislike. [...] Except fish.

[robopriest]

Haha, you're right. Poison isn't my thing. You've seen me, right? I tend to just beat an opponent into submission if I want to.

[A little curious look.]

Fish? Why?

[fionnuisce]

Yeah, no kidding. The only way I can see you trying to poison someone is if it was loaded into a grenade.

[Waver shrugged, rubbing the back of his neck uneasily.]

...Can't stand the smell of it.

[robopriest]

That would be like insult to injury, wouldn't it?

[.......He stares at him for a moment.]

Let me guess. Something that it reminds you of.

[fionnuisce]

...Hansa, this really isn't what I would call 'charming date conversation'.

[robopriest]

[He holds up a hand apologetically.]

I get it, I get it. I won't push you. But I'll keep it in mind.

[fionnuisce]

It's fine, I just...don't want to ruin a nice thing with unpleasant conversation. Another time, maybe.

[robopriest]

[He smiles - now he reaches over, taking one of Waver's hands to kiss it gently on the back.]

Another time. After all, this is a special day.

[fionnuisce]

[Waver somehow went pale and then flushed bright red while clearly experiencing somewhere in the realm of eight emotions at once.]

U-uh...yeah. Yes. I mean, you're right.

[robopriest]

Hehe.

[Now he's grinning brightly.]

Red is a good color on you.

[fionnuisce]

St-stop that, you're being ridiculous.

[his head might explode.]

Do you just delight in embarrassing me?

[robopriest]

Yes.

[Just bluntly.]

Isn't it my job as your ever-charming boyfriend?

[fionnuisce]

Unfortunately for me, I'm afraid it must be part of the position.

[robopriest]

You have a right to do that back to me, too. I can't be the only one having fun.

[fionnuisce]

And how, pray tell, am I meant to embarrass someone clearly impervious to the idea?

[robopriest]

You've never tried! You can find a way! You're smart, aren't you?

[fionnuisce]

My dear Hansa, I am a genius with unparalleled intellect and an astonishing lack of morals. If you're going to challenge me, I might just surprise you when you least expect it.