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[robopriest]

UN: coffeelvr4ever

"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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[fionnuisce]

[A small box finds its way to Hansa through the mail, inside which is a small decorative rose made out of twisted silver wire.]

[..there is no note. he would have exploded from embarrassment to try.]

NOT ME MISSING THIS NOTIF

[robopriest]

[Oh.]

[Well, now.]

[He's texting a certain someone right away.]

i loved it. thank you. 😊

i got something for you too!

betrayal

[fionnuisce]

Reciprocation was not necessary, but I know I can't talk you out of it.

[who says romance is dead,]

[robopriest]

you definitely can't <3

are you at home?

[fionnuisce]

will it spare me inevitable embarrassment if i lie and say no

[robopriest]

you might still be embarrassed any other way, since i'm heading there right now

[fionnuisce]

oh dear, too late to barricade the door. nothing to be done about it, i suppose.

[robopriest]

you know me, i would simply break the door down if you did! so you've saved yourself a door!

[fionnuisce]

how fortunate for me, then

[robopriest]

[And what do you know, here's a knock.]

Special delivery!

[fionnuisce]

Hold on, I'll be right there.

[Only somewhat reluctantly, Waver opened the door sincerely hoping nothing terribly cataclysmic was on the other side. Just normal cataclysmic.]

[robopriest]

[Here he is, standing, looking very normal, and he's holding...well...]

[A large bouquet of roses, a bag of what is clearly takeout, and a whole Valentine bear.]

[He looks pleased as punch.]

Happy Valentine's Day, Waver.

[fionnuisce]

[SIGH. what is he going to do with you.]

Definitely unnecessary, but it can't be helped. Come on in.

[robopriest]

[HANDING OVER HIS GIFTS]

You gotta take them. [And then he's making his way inside - you can practically see the Animal Crossing happy flowers.] Hehe. There's not anything better than spending a nice day with my wonderful boyfriend.

[fionnuisce]

I never said I wouldn't take them, I said they were unnecessary. I'm well aware of my lack of choice in the matter.

[god hansa you are such a sap]

[robopriest]

They're necessary to me. Because I think it makes you happy.

[:)))]

Want to break out some plates? I got us Chinese food.

[fionnuisce]

[DEEP LONG-SUFFERING SIGH OF ABJECT MISERY]

[for someone secretly cursed to turn into a bird he sure does act like a goddamn cat.]

If I must, then I certainly can. [turning towards the kitchen like he's definitely not secretly enjoying this]

[robopriest]

Don't break your neck over it.

[But he knows Waver well enough to tell that he really isn't that mad at all. How cute.]

[He's already set out the containers on the coffee table before flopping back on the couch.]

I got a variety. Let's see what you like.

[fionnuisce]

You don't have to act like I'm picky, Hansa. [setting out plates and what have you] I'll eat whatever's not likely to poison me.

[robopriest]

Darn, I knew I was forgetting the poison.

[Said very lightly.]

It's nice having things you prefer, though. But liking everything is good too, I suppose.

[fionnuisce]

I would hope you'd have the dignity to outright take a swing at me if you actually wanted me dead. I could at least respect that.

[sheesh.]

Of course I have preferences. There's just not much I dislike. [...] Except fish.

[robopriest]

Haha, you're right. Poison isn't my thing. You've seen me, right? I tend to just beat an opponent into submission if I want to.

[A little curious look.]

Fish? Why?

[fionnuisce]

Yeah, no kidding. The only way I can see you trying to poison someone is if it was loaded into a grenade.

[Waver shrugged, rubbing the back of his neck uneasily.]

...Can't stand the smell of it.

[robopriest]

That would be like insult to injury, wouldn't it?

[.......He stares at him for a moment.]

Let me guess. Something that it reminds you of.

[fionnuisce]

...Hansa, this really isn't what I would call 'charming date conversation'.