KANO CATCH-ALL I'M SAD

[robopriest]

I'M SO SAD

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[robopriest]

You'd better give that a shot, Kano.

[And there's a sort of smirk on his face.]

Or else, I'll head over there somehow. I'll find a way, and when I do...well, I'll kick your ass. Got it?

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, yeah.

[ Him giving it a shot is him trying to murder Jeanne tomorrow, Hansa, please. ]

But if it's just the sweet oblivion of death that awaits me, I don't ever want to see your face ever again.

[ Don't you dare die too, Hansa. All these people telling Kano "We'll see each other again" and he's just "NO!!!!!" ]

[robopriest]

Haha. Well, I'm only human. Despite what my body is. I'll see the good Lord eventually.

[Yeah, Kano, ABOUT THAT ATTEMPTED MURDER THING]

[His smirk widens just a tad...before falling back into something more neutral. His dark blue eye stares down at Kano, as if to pin him here in place, like he would to a butterfly in a box.]

...Would you like me to pray for you, Kano?

[suddenlybees]

[ Look!!!! He had a Kagerou reason for the attempted murder u_u ]

No way. I don't want anything to do with God anymore. I'm through with Him.

[robopriest]

[what the hell is happening in kagerou]

...Hm. [He closes his eye briefly, nodding.] I see. What about your family? Do you want me to pray for them?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano is a murderer actually ): ]

No. You tell God to leave me and my family alone.

[robopriest]

[this is the least surprising thing i have heard about kano honestly]

....Ha. [And he grins, that almost malicious grin, but its not directed really at Kano.] Is that so? Okay. Sure. But I hope that you can find your penance elsewhere, then. It would be a shame if you didn't.

[suddenlybees]

Yeah? I don't need anybody to absolve me of my sins. All the sins I've committed, I've had my reasons for them. I won't ask for forgiveness over things I don't regret.

[ He won't take any of it back, all the terrible horrible things that he's done, because they were all for the sake of an ends. And the ends justifies the means. ]

[robopriest]

Okay. That's your choice.

[And the grin recedes, but there's still an amused glimmer in his eye.]

What sins did you commit, may I ask?

[suddenlybees]

Um, hm. All the very worst ones? I'm, like, not supposed to talk about it.

[robopriest]

Sure. [Dryly.] Surprise me.

[suddenlybees]

Uh. No. See, if I talk about it, there'll be some dire consequences. The worst. Better not risk it.

[robopriest]

From who? Little ol' me?

[suddenlybees]

From Dad.

[robopriest]

...

[That answer surprises him.]

Kano. [He says, finally.] You're at death's door, like you said before. What could your dad do?

[suddenlybees]

A lot. Even something like me's got a family, you know? I'm not the only one who's gonna be affected by what I do.

[robopriest]

[He frowns.]

But I don't understand. You're here. Your family isn't here. What is your dad going to do, eavesdrop with his almighty powerful abilities of omniscience?

[suddenlybees]

[ He gives Hansa a look. Maybe his dad has almighty powerful abilities of omniscience. ]

[robopriest]

[>:/]

What is your dad, Kano?

[suddenlybees]

A high school teacher.

[robopriest]

Annnnd does he have any special abilities? Powers?

[suddenlybees]

He is a very talented programmer.

[robopriest]

Good with computers, huh? So what, can he hack into the government and spy on you that way?

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, probably! Look, I'd rather not get scolded by him, so I'd prefer to just keep my head down, yeah? Like, how am I supposed to explain any of this to him?

[robopriest]

[...]

[He just smirks lightly to himself.]

You like running people in circles, Kano, don't you?