KANO CATCH-ALL I'M SAD

[robopriest]

I'M SO SAD

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[robopriest]

We still have some time before that happens. Come on, don't you want me to enjoy the sights for a little bit?

[suddenlybees]

No. There's nothing to see. You don't get to do that.

[ YOU GUYS DON'T GET TO POPCORN SOMEBODY'S EXECUTION, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, HUH ]

[robopriest]

Says who? You?

[WHAT WERE THEY GOING TO DO, PRETEND IT WASN'T HAPPENING??]

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, me.

[ YEAH!! MAYBE CLOSE YOUR EYE? GO BACK TO SLEEP?? ]

[robopriest]

And what power do you have for that kind of thing?

[too bad, he rebels against authority]

[suddenlybees]

I'm the one driving the car.

[ //////////: ]

[robopriest]

...Are you old enough for that?

[this metaphor is getting out of hand]

[suddenlybees]

Like... legally, or practically?

[ Because, uh. 8-year-old Ori has definitely driven a car around a supermarket parking lot before. Don't tell. ]

[robopriest]

[ORI...]

Are you even tall enough to reach the pedals?

[suddenlybees]

You're lucky this barrier is here so I can't tear you limb from limb.

[robopriest]

Ha! I'd like to see you try.

[suddenlybees]

Meet me in the pit tomorrow and let's go.

[robopriest]

[He smirks.]

I'm not going to call your bluff, Kano. And I might do terrible things, in what I do...but killing innocents isn't one of them.

[suddenlybees]

You're saying that as if I'm innocent. Maybe I was in this instance, but how can you judge the rest of my existence?

[ angry teen voice: you don't know me!! ]

[robopriest]

[He shakes his head.]

I'm not judging anything. You might be a serial killer, for all I know. What do I care? For this act, for this moment, you're certified innocent. Are you going to tell me that isn't the case?

[suddenlybees]

So you let me walk free today only to continue a life of crime tomorrow. That's how the justice system works, huh?

[ That's just how it is, though. The only one to judge you as a whole, for deeds done throughout your life, is God himself, and Kano finds himself caring more about people's judgement than God's. ]

[robopriest]

Hahaha. Do you think I'm part of that kind of justice system, Kano? I merely act out the will of the Lord.

[Does he, though...?]

Besides, what sorts of crime do you even want to commit?

[suddenlybees]

[ Will of the Lord................. ]

Want to, or have to?

[robopriest]

Give me both.

[suddenlybees]

Petty theft and murder.

[robopriest]

What, that's it? Not even jaywalking?

[suddenlybees]

No way! I'm a traffic director, remember? Gotta abide by traffic laws.

[robopriest]

So thievery and murder are on the table, but you'll draw the line at running stoplights.

[suddenlybees]

Yes, exactly. We all have our limits.

[robopriest]

So, tell me. Who do you need to murder?