KANO CATCH-ALL I'M SAD

[robopriest]

I'M SO SAD

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[robopriest]

Haha. Well, I'm only human. Despite what my body is. I'll see the good Lord eventually.

[Yeah, Kano, ABOUT THAT ATTEMPTED MURDER THING]

[His smirk widens just a tad...before falling back into something more neutral. His dark blue eye stares down at Kano, as if to pin him here in place, like he would to a butterfly in a box.]

...Would you like me to pray for you, Kano?

[suddenlybees]

[ Look!!!! He had a Kagerou reason for the attempted murder u_u ]

No way. I don't want anything to do with God anymore. I'm through with Him.

[robopriest]

[what the hell is happening in kagerou]

...Hm. [He closes his eye briefly, nodding.] I see. What about your family? Do you want me to pray for them?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano is a murderer actually ): ]

No. You tell God to leave me and my family alone.

[robopriest]

[this is the least surprising thing i have heard about kano honestly]

....Ha. [And he grins, that almost malicious grin, but its not directed really at Kano.] Is that so? Okay. Sure. But I hope that you can find your penance elsewhere, then. It would be a shame if you didn't.

[suddenlybees]

Yeah? I don't need anybody to absolve me of my sins. All the sins I've committed, I've had my reasons for them. I won't ask for forgiveness over things I don't regret.

[ He won't take any of it back, all the terrible horrible things that he's done, because they were all for the sake of an ends. And the ends justifies the means. ]

[robopriest]

Okay. That's your choice.

[And the grin recedes, but there's still an amused glimmer in his eye.]

What sins did you commit, may I ask?

[suddenlybees]

Um, hm. All the very worst ones? I'm, like, not supposed to talk about it.

[robopriest]

Sure. [Dryly.] Surprise me.

[suddenlybees]

Uh. No. See, if I talk about it, there'll be some dire consequences. The worst. Better not risk it.

[robopriest]

From who? Little ol' me?

[suddenlybees]

From Dad.

[robopriest]

...

[That answer surprises him.]

Kano. [He says, finally.] You're at death's door, like you said before. What could your dad do?

[suddenlybees]

A lot. Even something like me's got a family, you know? I'm not the only one who's gonna be affected by what I do.

[robopriest]

[He frowns.]

But I don't understand. You're here. Your family isn't here. What is your dad going to do, eavesdrop with his almighty powerful abilities of omniscience?

[suddenlybees]

[ He gives Hansa a look. Maybe his dad has almighty powerful abilities of omniscience. ]

[robopriest]

[>:/]

What is your dad, Kano?

[suddenlybees]

A high school teacher.

[robopriest]

Annnnd does he have any special abilities? Powers?

[suddenlybees]

He is a very talented programmer.

[robopriest]

Good with computers, huh? So what, can he hack into the government and spy on you that way?

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, probably! Look, I'd rather not get scolded by him, so I'd prefer to just keep my head down, yeah? Like, how am I supposed to explain any of this to him?

[robopriest]

[...]

[He just smirks lightly to himself.]

You like running people in circles, Kano, don't you?

[suddenlybees]

[ ... ]

I like to think of it as leading. Can you keep up? Can you figure out where we're going? Or would you rather just give up and turn around, 'cause that's alright too.

[robopriest]

[Dryly:]

Mom, are we there yet?