[It makes sense for him. He doesn't want people to know about his terrible fake heart or the fact that he died. He stabs a peapod with a fork and stuffs it in his mouth.]
Because its a refreshing question that I haven't heard too many times before even though it really should be asked more, and because if you think about it maybe you can already guess at the answer. Something like that?
[no hansa is just being an asshole and he knows it]
[Anyways he's going to go for that second bowl of stir fry, finally, murmuring his thanks to the Lord before he digs in.]
Anyways, we're only just starting to know each other. [He swallows down some of the stir fry nodding in approval.] Mm. Thanks for the meal, by the way. You're a good cook.
Well, in my experience, if someone's coy about what they do fer work their job involves one of three things; killing, spying, or sex. [Given what he's gotten off Hansa so far he's leaning more towards the first two. But how often does Raven meet people in those professions to make this judgement, huh.
But yes, good. Food is important.]
Yer welcome, I suppose. [It came with a bunch of stress he did not ask for!]
Anyways, you're a smart, shrewd man who is far more than he says he is. So I appreciate the insight into the things you're hiding close to your chest, if we want to talk about grateful.
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[It makes sense for him. He doesn't want people to know about his terrible fake heart or the fact that he died. He stabs a peapod with a fork and stuffs it in his mouth.]
If yer so proud of it, why hide it?
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Come now. Don't you think its strange for a holy man to have a body like this? In fact, you haven't asked the most crucial question, here.
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[Who the fuck is Jesus? Raven sure doesn't know.]
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[Because "its for the Church" literally says nothing.]
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[Actually;]
Which is what, exactly?
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Now that is something I can't just tell anyone.
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So what's the point of me askin' then? I've got good reason ta not pry into people's personal affairs if I'm not on the job.
[Eating more stir fry. It's never made his life difficult like this.]
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[no hansa is just being an asshole and he knows it]
[Anyways he's going to go for that second bowl of stir fry, finally, murmuring his thanks to the Lord before he digs in.]
Anyways, we're only just starting to know each other. [He swallows down some of the stir fry nodding in approval.] Mm. Thanks for the meal, by the way. You're a good cook.
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[Given what he's gotten off Hansa so far he's leaning more towards the first two. But how often does Raven meet people in those professions to make this judgement, huh.
But yes, good. Food is important.]
Yer welcome, I suppose.
[It came with a bunch of stress he did not ask for!]
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[He quips, smirking in the middle of his meal.]
What else do you like to cook?
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[He's not into dudes!!! He can't stress this enough!!!!]
I can cook just about anything, but it's not really something I like doing.
[Which is wild because this is legitimately very good stir fry.]
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Really? Could've fooled me. This isn't exactly a half-hearted dish.
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[This man is an idiot.]
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And yet you open your mouth and they run the other way. Makes you wonder.
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[Yeah, that's the problem.]
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Woooow. So many fans here! You sure are Mr. Popular.
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[Take that, fellow 30s year old.]
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You're telling a holy man to leer at the ladies like you do? For shame. I have a little something called dignity, you know.
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[He doesn't know your weird jesus rules, also.]
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[FOR SHAME, RAVEN!!!]
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[Well-]
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I just call it like it is, Raven. I don't even need to be a priest for that.
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[And he just returns to his meal.]
Anyways, you're a smart, shrewd man who is far more than he says he is. So I appreciate the insight into the things you're hiding close to your chest, if we want to talk about grateful.
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[Raven just flat out admitting he wants people to think he's just an annoying dumb pervert, in exchange for Hansa's frankness.]
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