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Hansa Cervantes (
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2020
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07:08 pm
RAVEN CATCH-ALL
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robopriest
2020-10-08 01:57 am (UTC)
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[Looks around.]
Woooow. So many fans here! You sure are Mr. Popular.
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laid
2020-10-08 02:01 am (UTC)
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I'd like to see you do better! A good chunk of the girls here are like, half my age. Yours too.
[Take that, fellow 30s year old.]
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robopriest
2020-10-08 02:03 am (UTC)
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[He laughs.]
You're telling a holy man to leer at the ladies like you do? For shame. I have a little something called dignity, you know.
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laid
2020-10-08 02:09 am (UTC)
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I don't
leer
. But if Dorothy's gonna just bare herself of her own free will surely it'd be rude ta look a gift horse in the mouth.
[He doesn't know your weird jesus rules, also.]
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robopriest
2020-10-08 02:13 am (UTC)
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The lady can do what she wants. It doesn't mean you need to ogle like they're pieces of meat on a spitroast.
[FOR SHAME, RAVEN!!!]
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laid
2020-10-08 02:15 am (UTC)
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Is this part of yer religion? Being all sanctimonious and smug at people?
[Well-]
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robopriest
2020-10-08 02:16 am (UTC)
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[A shrug.]
I just call it like it is, Raven. I don't even need to be a priest for that.
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laid
2020-10-08 02:20 am (UTC)
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Pretty ungrateful fer a guy that just got free food, if ya ask me.
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robopriest
2020-10-08 02:28 am (UTC)
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I said thanks, didn't I?
[And he just returns to his meal.]
Anyways, you're a smart, shrewd man who is far more than he says he is. So I appreciate the insight into the things you're hiding close to your chest, if we want to talk about grateful.
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laid
2020-10-08 03:38 am (UTC)
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Well don't go around telling people that. I don't go broadcasting it for a reason.
[Raven just flat out admitting he wants people to think he's just an annoying dumb pervert, in exchange for Hansa's frankness.]
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robopriest
2020-10-08 03:43 am (UTC)
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[Deadpan:]
I'm going to yell "Raven is not as much of an idiot as he seems" in front of
everyone
and you can't stop me.
[A beat.]
But no. I gain nothing out of doing something like that. Your little secret's safe with me.
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laid
2020-10-08 03:50 am (UTC)
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Obviously that's not what I meant, ya smartass.
[LIKE... DON'T GO GOSSIP WITH OTHERS... OBVIOUSLY.]
Ain't you religious types supposed ta be more...
[Less sarcastic and a general pain in the butt?]
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robopriest
2020-10-08 03:55 am (UTC)
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
[:3c]
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laid
2020-10-09 03:20 am (UTC)
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Of course not.
[Honestly. Just gonna quiet down and eat his food he's done trying to make sense of this man.]
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Woooow. So many fans here! You sure are Mr. Popular.
no subject
[Take that, fellow 30s year old.]
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You're telling a holy man to leer at the ladies like you do? For shame. I have a little something called dignity, you know.
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[He doesn't know your weird jesus rules, also.]
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[FOR SHAME, RAVEN!!!]
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[Well-]
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I just call it like it is, Raven. I don't even need to be a priest for that.
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[And he just returns to his meal.]
Anyways, you're a smart, shrewd man who is far more than he says he is. So I appreciate the insight into the things you're hiding close to your chest, if we want to talk about grateful.
no subject
[Raven just flat out admitting he wants people to think he's just an annoying dumb pervert, in exchange for Hansa's frankness.]
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I'm going to yell "Raven is not as much of an idiot as he seems" in front of everyone and you can't stop me.
[A beat.]
But no. I gain nothing out of doing something like that. Your little secret's safe with me.
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[LIKE... DON'T GO GOSSIP WITH OTHERS... OBVIOUSLY.]
Ain't you religious types supposed ta be more...
[Less sarcastic and a general pain in the butt?]
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[:3c]
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[Honestly. Just gonna quiet down and eat his food he's done trying to make sense of this man.]