[Hansa is just cross-legged and sitting down in the garden here, in full Anakin Skywalker getup. Don't judge him, his other outfit was torn. He looks up when Xie Lian walks up, gesturing to the plants around him - he looks. Very tired.]
he tilts his head. ] Like an incense, or something of the like...? I really can only identify poisons every now and then, and the occasional medicinal herb, and even that's by trial and error.
[ rip. xie lian sighs. ] Every time I cook something it turns out completely awful... one time, I made meatballs, but by the time they were finished, they were white...
It's just not much of a talent of mine. But, I've learned to eat it all over the years, so...
[and TIMESKIP to them in the kitchen. Hansa walks to the fridge, opening the freezer and pulling out a small frozen pizza. What, did you think he was going to make it from scratch. Ha.]
It might take a while to heat up, so make yourself comfortable.
anyway, even after a couple of weeks of having things like a fridge and a freezer, xie lian is still vaguely fascinated by them, so. he watches curiously as hansa pulls out the frozen pizza, eyes wide. ]
What's in it, exactly...? Is the red spicy? [ ...
wait! ] Oh, wait, are those tomatoes? I just had one of those first the first time here a few weeks ago...!
Yes, its a tomato paste with spices on bread, covered with cheese, and this one has little slices of meat from a cured sausage sort of thing they call pepperoni. The pepperoni is a little spicy.
[He's going to turn on the oven, now.]
There are different things you can put on it besides pepperoni. Like meat, or green peppers...even pineapple.
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Hey. Do you recognize any of these, Xie Lian?
wow i love when i completely miss entire pcs
...I don't, but I thought perhaps they may have been from some far flung future. Why do you ask, Hansa...?
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Some plants, if prepared right, can have medical effects like that. I'm not a big plant expert, though.
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he tilts his head. ] Like an incense, or something of the like...? I really can only identify poisons every now and then, and the occasional medicinal herb, and even that's by trial and error.
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I see. Wait...trial and error?
[STARING...]
Do you poison yourself often, Xie Lian?
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Um... not recently?
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Don't you think that's a problem you need to like, fix?
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[ like his cooking. ]
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[closes eye,]
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[ ...yeah. ]
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What were you doing, throwing everything under the sun into a pot?
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[ rip. xie lian sighs. ] Every time I cook something it turns out completely awful... one time, I made meatballs, but by the time they were finished, they were white...
It's just not much of a talent of mine. But, I've learned to eat it all over the years, so...
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[UH??]
Can't you just hire a cook or something?
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[ he eats garbage off of the ground ]
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[HE'S BEING HONEST]
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[ HE EATS GARBAGE OFF OF THE GROUND ]
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You've never had pizza?
[HOW ARE YOU LIVING, XIE LIAN!!!!]
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[ ??????????????????? ]
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Want to go back to the kitchen with me? you need to experience pizza for yourself.
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-- Sure! You've got me quite curious now, anyway.
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[and TIMESKIP to them in the kitchen. Hansa walks to the fridge, opening the freezer and pulling out a small frozen pizza. What, did you think he was going to make it from scratch. Ha.]
It might take a while to heat up, so make yourself comfortable.
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anyway, even after a couple of weeks of having things like a fridge and a freezer, xie lian is still vaguely fascinated by them, so. he watches curiously as hansa pulls out the frozen pizza, eyes wide. ]
What's in it, exactly...? Is the red spicy? [ ...
wait! ] Oh, wait, are those tomatoes? I just had one of those first the first time here a few weeks ago...!
[ he's genuinely so excited. frozen pizza!!! ]
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[He's going to turn on the oven, now.]
There are different things you can put on it besides pepperoni. Like meat, or green peppers...even pineapple.
dw my pizza notifs