[Just? Drinks from his water bottle? He looks like he kind of just realized he let something slip on accident but hahaha, well, cat's out of the bag...bear's out of the bag...]
No, it was just that one. He might've been human at some point? I don't know. All I know is, we were both in prison, we were both forced into a cage match, and he was the most jacked bear I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, you get desensitized to it pretty fast in my line of work. Sometimes I think there's--well. Seems like every fantasy story you could think of is real, where I'm from.
[ He was originally gonna say "I think there's nothing left the universe could throw at me that would faze me," but then he remembered he's been surprised plenty of times, and always in increasingly horrible, nauseating ways. No way in hell was he gonna tempt the universe for more of it. ]
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[He laughs.]
Of course I'm in high spirits. I haven't fought a bear since I was a kid. It's kind of nostalgic.
[is he]
[is he being serious]
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You fought bears as a kid?
Like...baby bears?
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[Just? Drinks from his water bottle? He looks like he kind of just realized he let something slip on accident but hahaha, well, cat's out of the bag...bear's out of the bag...]
Mmm. Well...not baby bears...
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...you know what, if I had bears around me as a kid, I would've fought them too.
Too bad I didn't get that chance until I was a full grown adult.
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[WHAT SITUATION WOULD MAKE IT NECESSARY FOR A KID TO FIGHT BEARS]
...Wait, you fought some bears too?
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Not really. The first time we were both forced into it.
The second time, I started it.
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[?????]
So it was you with the grudge? Why did you start it?
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......
............It's a bear.
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A bear that talks. I think his name was Ursa Major.
The first time I met him, we were both jailed in a max security prison in Siberia, so. He must've done something.
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...I see. Do all bears talk, or did you just meet the only one who was carrying out crime or something?
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[ this is very normal, you see. ]
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[comics?? are wild??????]
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Yeah, you get desensitized to it pretty fast in my line of work. Sometimes I think there's--well. Seems like every fantasy story you could think of is real, where I'm from.
[ He was originally gonna say "I think there's nothing left the universe could throw at me that would faze me," but then he remembered he's been surprised plenty of times, and always in increasingly horrible, nauseating ways. No way in hell was he gonna tempt the universe for more of it. ]
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[A low sigh.]
Still, tell me more. What else does this world of yours have to offer?
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We've probably got our own eyepatched buff bear-fighting priest somewhere too.
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