frostythehitman: (but no one ever completes it)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-03 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't really a grudge, I just needed to take him hostage so I could infiltrate his boss's secret base.
frostythehitman: (generic talking)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs. ]

A bear that talks. I think his name was Ursa Major.

The first time I met him, we were both jailed in a max security prison in Siberia, so. He must've done something.
frostythehitman: (but he didn't mean it)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-04 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it was just that one. He might've been human at some point? I don't know. All I know is, we were both in prison, we were both forced into a cage match, and he was the most jacked bear I've ever seen in my life.

[ this is very normal, you see. ]
frostythehitman: (landing on an endless desert)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ snort-laughs ]

Yeah, you get desensitized to it pretty fast in my line of work. Sometimes I think there's--well. Seems like every fantasy story you could think of is real, where I'm from.

[ He was originally gonna say "I think there's nothing left the universe could throw at me that would faze me," but then he remembered he's been surprised plenty of times, and always in increasingly horrible, nauseating ways. No way in hell was he gonna tempt the universe for more of it. ]
frostythehitman: (if you like)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-06 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft, what doesn't it have to offer?

We've probably got our own eyepatched buff bear-fighting priest somewhere too.
frostythehitman: (if you like)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-08 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
What, is there some order of eyepatched buff priests you wanna initiate them into?
frostythehitman: (unclear if mocking or genuinely grinning)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-09 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you really have so little faith in everyone here?
frostythehitman: (if you like)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
What, are you guys a protected species or something?
frostythehitman: (they both melt)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-09 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
And what are your natural predators?
frostythehitman: (dry and wet ice)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2020-10-09 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's just bragging.