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[robopriest]

un: coffeelvr4ever

"Hello. This is Father Hansa Cervantes. I am always here to lend an ear for whatever troubles you want to share. Please leave a message after the tone!"

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1/2; UN: Orden

[whiteshroud]

[First thing first, as per social etiquette:

a fun meme to help break the tension]

[whiteshroud]

[Followed by:]

You busy?

One of those things got me in the back and I can't reach to treat it myself.

[UM. JUN?]

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[robopriest]

[Oh my god. This video. He can't believe its Orden of all people sending it to him, but?? This is a masterpiece?? This??? Yelling cowboy?????]

[Hansa has a good hearty laugh over it, but...]

2/2

[robopriest]

[[half life consequences voice] THE LAUGH OVERED QUICKLY]

[....I mean, really. REALLY.]

:/

:////

Orden we need to work on your meme etiquette

Anyways I'm not busy where are you right now??

[whiteshroud]

sorry. Was trying to keep the mood light.

Fruits Basket's roof. I got a first aid kit. Though could use a thermos of hot water.

[robopriest]

keeping the mood light is not something you do if you're injured and need help. Use your brain please!

Fine I'll be over shortly. How bad is it?

10/2; Voice

[whiteshroud]

[It's rather late at night, but evil never sleeps so deal with it Hansa. Jun's voice has the modulator on, and hansa might be able to hear the sounds of Abel in the background ]

Are you free? I've come across a strange priest in front of Fruits Basket.

[...]

Think you'll be able to communicate with him better.

[Because you're both weirdos so maybe you'll get each other. Who knows Jun is grasping at straws and wants out]

[robopriest]

[Well, this is quite the message to get out of the blue. A strange priest? One that Jun can't deal with? Who is speaking in the background? The priest??]

What are you doing dealing with strange priests at this time of night? [SIGHS] But sure. Is he still there?

[whiteshroud]

He spotted me while I was on patrol. I made the mistake of engaging.

[He deeply regrets it. He should've just kept to the shadows like he always did but nooo curiosity got the better of him and he had to strike up conversation]

He is. He won't let go of my arm.

[robopriest]

Well, threaten to break his arm if he won't let go, I don't see what's the problem.

[HANSA]

Didn't think you needed supervision, but fine. I'll be over shortly.

[whiteshroud]

[Rolling his eyes on his end. he doesn't need supervision, he just needs this weird priest away from him!]

....Understood. [Jun no don't follow that advice---]

See you soon.

[He hangs up now.]

Delivery

[whiteshroud]

[Jun doesn't forget his promises. So sometime in early October, Hansa will come into his room and find on his desk a small box. Inside, is a coffee mug

No note though. That's not how he rolls.]

[robopriest]

[Jun this is the best coffee mug he will use 24/7. Thank you, Church Kid.]

Voice; Halloween

[upcyclingmod]

Father Hansa?

I'm sorry to disturb you, but I was hoping you could check on Father Abel for me?

I think I made a mistake in our conversation and he might be laying prone somewhere.

Oh! I'm Doll by the way. Hi.

[robopriest]

He's...what?

[can't believe you're calling him to tell him his priest!not!bf is passed out somewhere]

A pleasure to finally chat, Doll, but...what did he do? What happened?

[upcyclingmod]

This isn't ideal I know but...

I was telling him about my costume for Halloween, and how I'd taken some photos for measurements and...

He started saying something about angels telling him that I should delete the photos...?

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[robopriest]

[.............................eh?]

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[robopriest]

[...]

[........]


[..................]

Doll, uh. Just one question. What kind of photos were these?

[upcyclingmod]

Measurements?

I was making my costume for Halloween. I wasn't going to post them anywhere- it felt like it showed too much scarring, so it wasn't public safe.

Even with wearing a unitard.

Text; UN: Orden - 12/3

[whiteshroud]

[He knows it'd be unwise to explore the southern woods by himself, even if he's experienced with working alone. Luckily, it's not hard to know exactly who to ask]

Do you have experience with fighting monsters, Father?

[robopriest]

DO i

why are you asking?

[whiteshroud]

[He just links this entry]

[robopriest]

[A long, long pause.]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[whiteshroud]

Let's go and check it out?

postcard

[paperpusher]

[On January 1, a postcard slides under Hansa's door-- as in, flies over to his house and comes to a comfortable landing inside once it has a chance. It's homemade on high-quality paper and has a surprisingly nice outline of a coffee mug in solid calligraphy strokes.]

Happy New Year!

Thank you for your association in the past year. I hope we can continue to support each other in the coming year, at least until we solve Fogtown's mysteries and get everyone out of here. Wishing you good health and good coffee (recs?)

Natori Shuuichi

[The signature is clearly the one he uses for autographs, and is even accompanied by a few hand-drawn sparkles.]