Hansa Cervantes (
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RUFUS CATCH-ALL
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soulus
2020-09-27 04:21 am (UTC)
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It's fine if I don't. I don't see why that should matter to you.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 04:33 am (UTC)
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I'm a priest. The mental and spiritual health of people is of utmost importance to me. Every man should find their peace in this world.
[Is he just saying this for the sake of saying this]
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soulus
2020-09-27 04:45 am (UTC)
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You can't be healthy without money.
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One might say that's his peace.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 04:50 am (UTC)
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I don't know if "constantly in want of cash at every moment of my life" is healthy, Rufus.
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soulus
2020-09-27 04:56 am (UTC)
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I've lived this long.
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These will perhaps be famous last words in the next several weeks.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 05:04 am (UTC)
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You literally told me you were young, before. You still have probably a good few thousand years ahead of you. Don't be foolishly optimistic.
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soulus
2020-09-27 05:10 am (UTC)
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Is it optimistic? If it will make me money, I don't mind being foolish for another thousand years.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 05:12 am (UTC)
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Hm.
[This guy...]
So, what are you saving up for? Or do you just like money for the sake of money?
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soulus
2020-09-27 05:14 am (UTC)
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His lips twitch in one corner, revealing gritted teeth.
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Please don't ask useless questions. I will also reject any advice that isn't productive.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 05:16 am (UTC)
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[oh, mr. money doesn't like that, huh...]
Its really not useless if its literally about your entire life...also who said I was giving you advice?
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soulus
2020-09-27 05:25 am (UTC)
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If you insist on this conversation, I will refuse all payments from you starting now . . . in which case I ask that you not approach me.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 05:28 am (UTC)
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I'm backing off, I'm backing off.
[He even raises his hands, taking a step back.]
What you do is your business.
[A huff.]
Anyways, its nice to have a reliable business partner like you.
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soulus
2020-09-27 05:47 am (UTC)
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His glare subsides at the motion, and the look he shoots Hansa can almost pass for incredulous.
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Is it? Then I would prefer a more substantial payment next time.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 05:53 am (UTC)
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You got it, Rufus. I'll find something worth your time.
[He winks.]
[It just looks like him blinking with the one eye.]
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soulus
2020-09-27 05:55 am (UTC)
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He stares. That particular blink looked deliberate, so he can only guess what it would've been like with two eyes instead of one.
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. . . All right.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 01:48 pm (UTC)
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...Oh! Almost forgot. One last little question.
[He cocks his head, his eye burning with curiosity.]
You wouldn't happen to be involved in any squabbles over magic cups, would you?
[He knows Rufus probably won't answer him. He's just looking for a reaction.]
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soulus
2020-09-27 04:49 pm (UTC)
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The faint crease in his brow deepens just a bit, more from the nature of the question than anything.
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What a peculiar question.
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robopriest
2020-09-27 05:11 pm (UTC)
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Hm. You gave me my answer. Well, don't worry your pretty little head about it.
[And a short little wave.]
If you ever need something, just holler.
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soulus
2020-09-27 05:20 pm (UTC)
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The same to you . . .
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robopriest
2020-09-27 05:29 pm (UTC)
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[And he's off. ENJOY YOUR CONDOM, RUFUS.]
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soulus
2020-09-27 05:29 pm (UTC)
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He's going to make a balloon out of it and sell it to a child—maybe Mob.
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[Is he just saying this for the sake of saying this]
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[One might say that's his peace.]
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[These will perhaps be famous last words in the next several weeks.]
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[This guy...]
So, what are you saving up for? Or do you just like money for the sake of money?
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Please don't ask useless questions. I will also reject any advice that isn't productive.
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Its really not useless if its literally about your entire life...also who said I was giving you advice?
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[He even raises his hands, taking a step back.]
What you do is your business. [A huff.] Anyways, its nice to have a reliable business partner like you.
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Is it? Then I would prefer a more substantial payment next time.
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[He winks.]
[It just looks like him blinking with the one eye.]
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. . . All right.
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[He cocks his head, his eye burning with curiosity.]
You wouldn't happen to be involved in any squabbles over magic cups, would you?
[He knows Rufus probably won't answer him. He's just looking for a reaction.]
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What a peculiar question.
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[And a short little wave.]
If you ever need something, just holler.
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The same to you . . .
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